Small-time crooks come up with the lamest excuses for some attention. Take this young perp (The Twink Sebas), for instance. He tried to return used underwear and thought I’d (Eddie Patrick) never realize it had his scent all over it. I smelled the dirty item and his smelly ass and confirmed the obvious. Now he’s in big trouble, and he’s gotta pay. Yet, the sweet scent of his juicy asshole made me hard as fuck. Perhaps I don’t need to press charges against him. If he lets me play with his asshole for a little while and I can unload my cock inside of him, he can walk away a free man this time…
