Welcome to the very first edition of Say Uncle Labs, where we bring member-inspired ideas to life! This week, we explore the twisted fantasy of the Splooger’s Club: where eager boys send in nudes in hopes of being chosen by a mysterious group of men who will fill their aching holes with hot splooge!
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Nicolas
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Brazilian jock Nicolas jerks off at Sean Cody
I thought Nicolas was adorable from the moment I met him. He’s from South America and he speaks broken English, with lots of funny stories. He was pretty much an open book!
“I’m half Brazilian, half Colombian,” he told us.
“Which half do you think you take after most?” I asked.
“Brazilian,” he said. “Definitely Brazilian. I love soccer. I love to cook. I love Brazilian food.”
He told us that his girlfriend is Brazilian, and that he used his ability to cook to impress her when they first met.
“My mom, she wanted a girl,” he explained. “But she didn’t have no girls… So she taught me how to cook!”
“That must come in handy!”
“Yes it does,” he said. “Bonus points!”
Watch Nicolas jerk off at Sean Cody
